September 2000
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Has anyone seen Summer? Did it go by?
9/1/2000 6:04 PM
Friday

September already. What the hell happened to the summer? Did I sleep through it? I can't believe we're near the end. I'll be heading for the lake, as usual, for the end of the year party. I promised some boys up there that i would take them tubing this year, and by God, I do intend to do it. There's a good chance that they will all be there this weekend, so if the weather is good and the lake is flat enough, away we go. There's a big dinner and a DJ on Sunday. I'm looking forward to dancing all night. I got to see a portion of the Burner's UK show last night after the softball game, and it put me in the mood. Those guys are really good. The bass player used to play with Matt Smith, a nationally known session guitarist who now lives in New York City. I used to go see Matt and his band play at a defunct bar in Clifton Park called Tiger's many moons ago. I was basically in awe of this guy last night, watching his fingers fly over his 6 string bass. Amazing.

We played our last softball game of the season last night. We were holding our own, but the other team started to tee off on our pitches for too many over the fence home runs. There's not much you can do about that. We finised the season in a respectable third place. Already, there have been cries of "next year!" If we do get a team together, we'll have to come up with a new name and/or corporate sponsor. I doubt that many people who will be playing will be working for my company by then. Speaking of, I did finally send out a couple resumes this week. I would like to find a job North of here. We'll see what happens. My supervisor apologized today for the delay in getting my raise 4pproval pushed through. I told him not to wait too much longer. It would be nice to have all that retroactive money, but I won't hold my breath for it.

Band practice this week went well. I am getting very excited about this line up, and about playing guitar. I was able to fix my electric guitar, and I am already dreaming of in-line toys to go with it to augment the sound. Well, when I learn how to play it better, that is.

This month's shot comes from Friend's Lake. I took it while standing on the dock of my friend's camp, just before we all went inside for a big spaghetti dinner. The lake was like glass that day.

Well, I think it's time to wrap this up and go get some dinner and maybe rent a movie to watch later on tonight (while parked in front of a fan! It's hot in here!) Then it's time to pack up and get ready for the road in the morning. I am hoping to learn how to play dominos this weekend, so I am going to download some variations from the net before I go.

Pain begats New poetry
9/6/2000 3:31 PM
Wednesday

Dragging myself out of bed this morning, I discovered pain whenever I stepped. Following the sage advice of the doctor who, upon learning that his patient hurt everywhere he touched, wisely suggested that the patients finger was broken, I discovered that I had splinters in both feet. I recall getting them. I had forgotten my sandals last night and walked from my car to the volleyball court through a grassy area full of pine needles. I am surprised that I didn't feel anything while I played barefoot in the sand all night long, nor did I feel anything at home that night while I made dinner and moved through the house. So that is how I found myself in a brightly lit bathroom, groggy, hair askew, in some sort of weird lotus position on the toilet (the only seat in the room) wielding a tweezer. With some effort, I cleared my feet of debris. I showered off the dirt of yesterday, washed and conditioned my hair (now well down to my lower back), shaved, brushed, and clipped my fingernails. You would think that I was ready to take on the brand day, but all I want to do is crawl back into bed and read. I'm currently working though "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance." I'm only a 86 pages into the book, and I am confused. The narrator, who you would like the think of as the protagonist, seems to me more the opposite. This man is a monster. Perhaps that is how is was meant to be. Perhaps this is illusion.

A friend of mine discovered that her current beau is not to be. She sent me a terrific story that I wish I could reproduce here. In trying to come up with a typical "Gosh, that sucks" type of email reply (and email surely is a poor substitute for alcohol and a hug), I found myself composing prose (inspired by her theme, and perhaps, a blues song). I can share that here, at least.

Between monsoons this weekend, I did get to make good on my promise to take the kids at the club tubing. One of them had never done it before (I guess his parents were always sort of iffy on the safety of the entire process). I had planned to just take 2 of them, but one had guests, so I invited them out, as well. Needless to say, all 6 of them had a good time (5 of the 6 got flung a few times). I did do some dancing, but the best part of the weekend was taking the boat out in the dark of night to see the fires going around the edge of the lake. There was no moon, for the clouds, but there were some fireworks above the trees that made up for it.

The big news is that Rush is heading back into the studio. And Geddy Lee has a solo record coming out in October. Alex writing the theme music to a new Gene Roddenberry series called Andromeda. Poor Alex must be bored to tears. You can hear the music here. They claim they he used something like 20,000 overdubs in his home studio to get the sounds. Well, whatever. I'm waiting for the album.

Does anyone use the word album anymore? Why do I still do it?

I thought that I would post a small poem I wrote a month or two ago, during the heady hot days of summer. Hah! I crack myself up. We didn't actually have an hazy, hot days this year. It's getting pretty cold out. There goes indian summer. Snow, next.

The Linkfest

The Eclectic Meme Connection is chock full of Bohemia. (Gosh, is that a medical condition?)
Happy Birthday!
9/11/2000 4:22 PM
Monday

Instead of going to the usual haunt last week on Church night, I visited friends who just closed on their new house. They are located right on the Mohawk River and have a nice garden, fruit trees and a converted chicken barn that now serves as a garage and shop. We drank (ate, mostly - I needed a spoon) some sort of slushy alcoholic beverage, ate nachos, and sat outside and smoked cigars. For entertainment, we listened to the peepers and a cat fight.

A stunning event occured this weekend. It was nice out. No, I'm not pulling your leg. I got to enjoy two days of sunshine (and I am admittedly a little red today - but it doesn't hurt, really!) up at the lake. The weekend started with a happy hour for yet another departing employee. I played a couple games of pool and we had cake with our beer. Dinner was with friends at a Chinese buffet in Latham. They had been looking for a new computer at the Gateway store.

On Saturday, I left for the lake early, as I was asked to crew in a Regatta on a 7.9 meter S2. Unfortunately, the winds were light to non-existent. We waited it out, and were able to get a race off a few hours after the intended start time. We won by 2 minutes (corrected time) in the Spinnaker fleet. We actually put the chute up during the race, but the wind shifted, and we had to drop it and go back to the Genoa. We finished the race, and started back to the club, and realized that it was a downwind run home. The skipper got a little grin on his face and looked at me and said "Hoist?" "Hoist away!" I cried back, and we popped the chute. The sail back home was the best part of the day. I stood in the lee of the mainsail for a little while, one of my favorite places to ride on a boat, and then lifted their kids up to enjoy. Another boat cruised by us and took a picture. We had a potluck dinner at the clubhouse after the awards ceremony, and someone had bought a keg. There was some singing, and a fire by the waterside. Sunday was spent alternately reading and jumping into the lake to cool off. I got a lot farther in the book, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, and I am no longer as confused as I was. I know understand where the author is going, and that this is a semi-autobiographical exploration into value structures and belief systems. I took a tour of a couple boats at the club, so that I could compare features.

There is seemingly no end to new houses! I visited more friends who bought a house right in my neighborhood on Sunday night. It's a beautiful 1835 farmhouse with a carriage house. The interior needs a little help, but there is so much potential. I love the use of stone in homes, and they have several stone archways. They also have 2.5 acres of land, covered with flower gardens and mature trees. Very nice.

We moved band practice to tonight, since I have to practice with my volleyball team on Wednesday night. I am playing in a big tournament in Altamont on Saturday. Tomorrow night is the last night of the summer league. I am signed up for an indoor league that will start the last week of September. And as I suddenly realize, we are almost halfway through this month already.

Happy Brithday, Amy!

The Linkfest

Link Everything Online has always been a great site worthy of a look. Back in the old days, they were the best OLGA (Online Guitar Archive) out there. OLGA has since been chased underground. A pity, really.
Dribbleglass has lots of funny billboards, jokes, trivia, and odd things.
Anthrax?! It's not just a band, it's a disease.
The Big Show. This is what happens when DJ's get online.
Stuart McNair wrote some songs, like "Puking in a Naked Girl's Bed" and "The Girlfriend Song". You can hear him on the Dr. Demento show. If you are a Dr. Demento fan, check out the homepage for the rec.music.dementia newsgroup. I learned by using their search engine that the song "My Friend Jason" that I sang had been played 6 times on the show, and as recently as 1997. I'll have to request it again! In fact, let's all request it! Ask for "My Friend Jason" by The Five Dementians

[Desk Top Pop Can Count stands at 207]

There's a different kind of look in a different kind of light
9/12/2000 1:34 AM
Tuesday

It's been a good long time since I added an entry here at 1:30 in the morning. I have a different perspective on writing at this time of the morning. Not that I have anything completely introspective or earth shattering to share. Band practice went very well tonight. I brought in two new songs to do (a couple of Stray Cats tunes) and we worked through them, and then spent a good hour teaching the new bass player a LeAnn Rimes tune called Insensitive.

I was looking through the local television listings, just to make sure that they aren't sneaking any new episodes of my favorite shows on the air early (they aren't yet) and to see if South Park was new yet (it isn't), and thought to check the starting time of an Eve 6 concert tomorrow night (er, tonight). One thing led to another (as it always does when one is surfing the net) and I found myself on a local website called BumRock. It is maintained by a fellow named Dan Goodspeed out of Amsterdam and features local bands and events. Not a bad site. Not long ago I was visiting the (very excellent) site for Bryan Thomas, a local musician when I followed a link to drummer Matt Loiacono's web site. I had met Matt a few years ago (perhaps at a King Crimson gig or maybe a Staziaks gig) and had just seen him recently at the Arc show at their Empire State Plaza gig opening for Stir. It's a small world after all.



I haven't read back over my journal in awhile, but I suddenly became aware of how dull this must all sound. I know why. It is incredibly easy to write about sadness, or hardship. This sort of writing, I think, would contain conflict or pathos and tend to keep a reader involved and on the edge of their seat. I have been happy for awhile now, and unfortunately for you, happiness is incredibly difficult to write about. This is hardly the stuff of a good story. I do hope that I make you laugh every now and then. Heaven knows I do.

The Linkfest

It's nutty. It's fruity. It's Clamhead
Good intentions
9/13/2000 1:34 AM
Wednesday

Well, I did have every intention to go and see Eve6 last night. First I had to go to volleyball - it was the last night of the summer outdoor season. My team kicked some butt last night. We were only numbered five, but we played very well (lost only one game) and were in high spirits, when someone suggested that we go to the Fuller Roadhouse for drinks & wings. I caved to the peer pressure, and the look in my teams eyes when I said "Uh, I was thinking of going to see....Oh, nevermind."

So we went. Turns out that it was a night that seven or eight local bars were having a scavenger hunt. One of the items was to video tape your group doing kareoke at the Fuller Roadhouse and then do a shot there. I've never seen so many bartenders and waiters and waitresses in one night before. We were treated to group after group, and some of them were quite horrible. I give my prize to the American Cafe and a big nod to Cranberry Cove. To help us along, we drank of many pitchers and ate wings and steamers, and played darts. Since we had an odd number of players, I played on a team by myself. I shot pretty well and won first game, but lost the second. I have a two week break until we start the indoor league.

When I got home, I surfed the TV to see if there were any early primary results (there weren't) and caught the news. I had homemade stew for dinner at around 12:30 and ended up watching a couple of B (maybe "C") movies on HBO till 3:30.

I did catch Barenaked Ladies playing a bit of their new song on the Conan O'Brien show. Boy, is this a new look for them or what? I couldn't tell if that was Stephen Page or not. I got online this morning and confirmed that it was him. He must have went through one of those Mtv Total Makeovers. In fact, Barenaked Ladies is sort of the quintessential boy band aren't they? Well, anyway visit Amanda's Lair (another Barenaked Ladies Fan). Dean Freeman was recommended by Stephen Page and Ed Robertson of the Barenaked Ladies. Listen to his mp3's and you'll see why. He has an annoying java applet running on his page that really has to go, but the music makes the visit worth the gaudy crap. Damn, I just want to go home and get the guitar out. I'm feeling so freakin' inspired right now.

Did you get your fibre today?
9/15/2000 4:16 PM
Friday

Here we are, halfway through September. I have to admit that I am feeling a little pissy today. I'm at work, and I'm not getting anything done today that I had planned to do. First of all, Verizon (they bought Bell Atlantic and caused all their workers to go on strike) caused me grief because they never fully documented the fibre cut that we had in the area during the strike. Management personnel crossed the picket lines to work these issues, but failed to write down what they did to each little cross connect. So, some yahoo is playing last night at the CO and turns off one of my ISDN PRI's. Nice. Primary dial in. So first thing, I have users screaming that they can't get it. Wah, wah, wah. Not my fault. All I can do is call it in. Next thing, I'm getting hammered with requests to perform operations tasks because all the operators left, and there's no one left who can identify a computer from 20 paces. Then people keep calling about some issues that really are my job, but sorry, I can't get to them today because I'm working all these other emergencies. I can't wait for the weekend to start, but I have to stay a little late today and prep our WINS tables for another weekend conversion.

I'm going to go see a local band tonight, I think. I have to get up fairly early tomorrow for the volleyball tournament. I think that we have a very good team. We played a few practice games on Wednesdays and did well. We may not win, but everyone on the team is very laid back, so we'll have a good time.

The Linkfest

Supersnail - Great site, full of really well done photographs. This sort of thing makes me want an even better digital camera.
Bamboozled offers up a place for teens to publish their original work. Sharp looking site.
SciFi.Com presents the future of science fiction. There's quite a number of online films on their exposure page. Some movies are completely done in CGI.
Live Nude Cats. When the fur comes off.
Freak Farm offers up some potty humor.
Here's a site that explored the 80's decade.
Throttlebox features reviews of what's hot in the music industry.
Dead Troll presents modern comedy. Check out "Internet Help Desk" and learn what a "12 o'clock flasher" is. Gotta be a geek to appreciate this humor. And maybe Canadian, as well. All I know is that it made me laugh at the end of a very long day.
[I've been saving these links for a days. Time to dump them out. Have fun!]
Broken Cars, Mounting Bills
9/18/2000 4:55 PM
Monday

I spent all day Saturday playing volleyball at the tournament. We finished in second out of five teams at our net, allowing us to advance to the quarter-finals. We swept the first quarter final game, 11-0, but then lost the next two. It was disappointing, because we thought that we had them. We would have gotten crushed in the semi-finals, though. I watched some of the power players. Those guys are just way too good. They were doing false sets, fake swings, great blocking at the net, and terrific digs. It's unnatural. Later on, of course, I was watching some of the Olympics and saw the women's volleyball teams play. Holy cow, they're good.

Dead cars. That's what I have. My wagon is blowing so much smoke that it appears as if it should be in a Cheech and Chong movie. The BMW decided to have a brake failure, a radiator leak, and bad tires all at the same time. So the BMW is going to be garaged for a little while, since the repair tab comes close to $600, and I am still cash poor. Figuring that the wagon would take the least amount of green to get back on the road, we started there. Oddly, we wiggled a few vacuum lines and the mighty roar settled down to a hurried growl. Not perfect, but better than nothing. The front end is being aligned right now at a local shop. With luck, it will keep on ticking for me. Cross your fingers.

When I was at home, fretting over the junk yard in my driveway (now open for business!), my housemate was busily tearing up the carpet on the basement stairs. He was replacing it with a beautiful (sarcasm) red shag carpet that was left in the house when we rented it. Actually, the carpet was in my bedroom. It's wonderfully hideous. Now the walk downstairs resembles a true descent to the gates of hell. So it'll fit during my annual Halloween party. I'm trying to look at the bright side of this, really.

On top of the bad news, today was the day I promised myself that I would pay all the household bills. That's always a fun endeavour when you are feeling low. I suppose it is like adding insult to injury.

The end of the working day is upon me. I have allowed the stress of the day get to me, so now I have a nice tension headache. I need to go home, have a drink, lay down, and take a nice nap.

The Linkfest

Techtronics is a great resource for electronics buffs, and newbies to the world of home entertainment.
Snow Surfer is another site akin to the Stile Project (that means full of bad language, dubious links, and nasty photographs.) One young guy raging against the machine.
Harold and Maude
9/19/2000 8:59 AM
Tuesday

Just an update on the vehicle situation: I got to work today in the wagon. It didn't smoke very badly at all when first started, and seemed smooth while driving. I have to remember to check my left turn signal light. Some a-hole in a huge Dodge Ram almost climbed over me (not many cars are bigger than the wagon) when I moved into the left turn lane on Fuller Road. I either didn't have a light and surprised him, or he was just being a jerk face and was trying to get by me. The wagon certainly isn't the fastest car on the road.

I saw the 1971 movie Harold and Maude last night for the first time. I enjoyed dark humor in this coming-of-age movie. Harold is a young man fascinated with death who meets up with Maude, a spry octagenarian. My favorite scene? While Harold's Mom is talking to a prospective blind date for him, Harold walks by the window in a white cloak and totes a gas can to an elevated platform, where he sets himself on fire. I wonder where I've been all these years to miss this?

Oh, I got rid of my headache yesterday. Thanks.

"I'm a Doctor, Jim, not a freaking German mechanic!"
9/21/2000 2:48 PM
Thursday

"It's Dead, Jim"

Somewhere out there, on the streets of this cruel city, my BMW is taking a ride on a flatbed truck. The problems continue to mount. My mechanic came over to install the new radiator, brake pads, rotors, blah, blah, whine, whine, drone, drone, when he realized that all of the belts weren't turning. This is a bad thing. He used enough technical terms, unfamiliar words and part identifiers to scare the begeezus out of me, and I was putty in his hands. Long story short, it's nothing more money won't fix, and off to a garage it goes so he can use air compressor tools on the more stubborn bits while he takes the entire front of the engine off (and the hood). Well, at least I have the wagon to get me around town. Oh, by the way - my turn signals work fine. The guy was just an asshole.

New Radiator..... $200 (installed)
New Rotors, Brake Pads..... $214.50 (installed)
New Front tires, alignment..... $150
Flatbed ride for car (AAA Tow + milage)....$20

Look on owners face with every report of a new broken bit.....Priceless

This just in: Rolling Stone magazine blew it when they reported that Rush was going into the studio in October. Now the band is expected to make music together in early 2001. They also never reported that Neil Peart remarried recently in California. Here's the full story from CDNow:

Neil Peart Remarries, Rush To Record In Early 2001
Sep 20, 2000, 12:10 pm PT

Rush fans, rejoice! Drummer Neil Peart has remarried. Peart tied the knot with photographer Carrie Nuttall in a small private ceremony Sept. 9 in Montecito, Calif., near Santa Barbara. The couple is planning a larger reception for Oct. 8, also in Southern California, the bride's home region.

Peart has been on a long hiatus from Rush since the death of his daughter in a car accident in 1997 and the loss of his wife to cancer less than a year later. The drummer is now expected to re-join bandmates Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson in a Toronto studio early in 2001 to record a new Rush album, the trio's first since 1996's Test for Echo.

Meanwhile, Lee has recorded a solo album, My Favorite Headache, now scheduled for release Nov. 14 on Atlantic. The album features Lee primarily on bass and vocals, k.d. lang cohort Ben Mink on guitars and former Soundgarden drummer Matt Cameron, currently with Pearl Jam, on drums. All 11 songs were composed by Lee and Mink, who also co-produced the album with David Leonard.

The Linkfest

Camp Chaos presents original cartoons in Flash. Funny stuff. They lampoon Metallica's quest to get rid of Napster, among other things.
Silly 2000 presents a unique spin on the Olympic games and the effect of the games in this farce.
Do you speak Engrish? The Japanese are very good at it. Here is a web site full of wonderful mixed up attempts at English translations.
Hanging on the edge of your carseat
9/22/2000 4:18 PM
Friday

I am sure that you are all on the edge of your seats regarding the drama that is unfolding in a local auto shop at this moment. What? What do you mean, you are "watching the Olympics?" Come back here! C'mon - all this sorrow and stress makes for a good story, doesn't it? Doesn't it? Oh, alright. The short version, then. There is a small key that fits in a slot in the drive shaft and turns an outer shaft that then turns the pulleys that spin the belts around. Important items such as the oil pump, water pump, ac fan, engine fan, and alternator are all dependent on the belts to work. Without them, you have serious trouble. The key that makes all this happen costs 15 cents at the dealer. Trouble is, to get to the stupid thing one must remove the front of the engine, including the hood and radiator. This is a very time intensive job, and that my children, is where they get ya. Right in the wallet. I should find out in the next few minutes if this phase of the repair was successful. Then the car will spend the weekend up in the mountains without me, as new rotors and pads are put on.

An interesting aside to this whole car saga. When I called AAA to get the car towed to the garage, the dispatcher who answered the phone recognized me. He used to play drums in an old original band I was in called Crosscut Saw. The fellow told me that he often thinks about me, and still carries a tape of the music in his car.

Recent musical acquisitions: Stir "Holy Dogs", 3 Doors Down "The Better Life", Barenaked Ladies "Maroon", Everclear "Songs from an American Movie", Tom Waits "Mule Variations", and the Eagle "Hell Freezes Over."

The Linkfest

It's high time we had the naked news. No kidding. Maybe more guys will watch the news now.
Here more naughty websites you can shake a stick at: Cloud10, School of Ass, The penis is mighter than....well, I don't know what. The folks at Robot Skull present reviews of other websites like those last 3.
You may recognize hunk Joe Rogan from his work on the show News Radio, but believe me, you won't recognize him from his stand up comedy. Can you call it comedy? It's like Sam Kinneson meets Lenny Bruce.
Even more car repair news
9/26/2000 3:00 PM
Tuesday

Car repairs to date: Brake pads, rotors, radiator, the aforementioned key repair ($150 in labor, 15 cent part), thermostat, seals, miscellaneous fluids, and labor. $800.00

Still to go: Tune up (distributor cap, rotor, wiring harness, plugs, fuel filter, air filter), valve adjustment, valve cover gasket, oil sensor sending unit, oil filter, front tires, balance, & alignment. About $450.00. What is good is that I found a terrific place to buy parts from on the internet. They are Zygmunt Motors in Pennsylvania. Tell Chris I sent you.

Last Friday night I went out to a nice fancy dinner for a friend's 40th birthday. He used to play guitar in my old band.

What a rainy, cold weekend. It was pretty quiet, but nice. Did some visiting, but mostly hung out watching football and the olympics.

On Monday night I was blessed with a visitation from LoaferX himself. He is in the midst of a month long series of misadventures and hasn't had a chance to plug in a computer to update his home page (Not many campsites with DSL yet.) We had a few beers and he took right off for parts North and green.

I start my indoor volleyball league tonight. I hope that we aren't outclassed.

The Linkfest

This guy has a ton of links.
Visit Fleen to see some of the best on-line comics like Waiting For Bob.
Physlink offers up a ton of general and obscure facts about the science of Physics. Finding this site dovetailed perfectly into my recent forays into relativity, philosophy, and hard science.
Everything you wanted to know about Howard Stern's divorce but were afraid to ask.
Hoo Hee Hoo Hee
9/28/2000 4:42 PM
Thursday

I am in a wacky mood today. I don't know why. I'd better shut up before I get myself in trouble.

I ran my name through Anagramfun.Com scrambler and it spit these out:

hen wood, who node, how node, new hood, hoe down, who done, how done, oh owned, oh endow

Heh...

"There's a hoe down!"
"Help her up!"

....Told you I was in a mood.

The Linkfest

I have linked to The Straight Dope before, but I found this explanation for the word pompatus in Steve Miller's song, The Joker.
Visit James Lileks, his eye for good architecture, and his homespun commentary (the bleat!). He is a master of corporate culture of yesterday (kitsch). Witness his Orphanage of Cast-Off Mascots.
Archie McPhee Online sells the coolest throwback stuff I have ever seen.
NOAA has some of the coolest bathymetry pictures of the Earth's surface online. It's free. Check it out.
Wizard offers a fairly complete guide to gay slang. How do I find these links? Seriously - quite honestly! Really! Ok, I'll tell you. I was reading the comic Waiting for Bob, and these two girls were in London hooking up at a club (Hey, it's a progressive comic, allright?). They told their friends that they were going to "trash." I had never heard that term and went looking. I found the Wizard's site there, but still do not know what "trash" really means in London, and I assume that this is an example of gay slang. Help?
[Help me learn what "trash" means in English slang! Read the notes at left]
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