Welcome to the digital age. I finally bought a cell phone. I think it's a pretty good deal. Free weekends, and unlimited long distance within my "home/home roam" areas which include the whole state of New York and most of the eastern states. I also have a ridiculous number of free minutes built into the contract. I doubt that I will use them all every month.
I went to a job fair yesterday. Just sort of poking around. I'm thinking that the only way I am going to get a raise where I am is if I have a higher offer somewhere else. This fact is a tragedy, I think.
I did pick up Geddy Lee's new album, My Favorite Headache. I've been through many listens now and I like it. You can read an interview with Geddy here. It does sound very Rush-Like, but hey, Geddy Lee wrote most of the music for Rush. As he said himself, "you can't deny your roots."
I had my first complete sushi dinner last night. I've had sushi to taste before, and as a side dish, but never as the sole and complete entree. I went for tuna, salmon and california rolls with soy sause and wasabi. It was good. We drank Sapporo at the restaurant, and then went for cigars and Beamish stouts at an Irish pub.
I went to the Salvation Army today and bought an old suit for a themed Hash run that I am doing this weekend. We're supposed to wear "old clothes." I was originally thinking about ripped jeans and a sweatshirt I do car repair in. I learned that some people are thinking peasant clothing from middle england. I have no idea who's right. In either case, I'll show up looking like a bum on the street in old clothes. I plan to take the scissors to the suit and maybe roll around under my station wagon for awhile.
Recently, a friend mailed out some "I can't believe these are true" stories. I wanted to share the story and my rebuttal with you here. First the story.
"Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour East of Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22-ft. Bayliner to perform. It wouldn't get on a plane at all, and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted over to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong.
A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect order. The outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.
Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer."
The friend asked me if this could actually happen. Here is my response:
To answer your question "Is this possible?" I highly doubt it. First, let's consider the fact that to disengage the trailer from the tow vehicle one would have to be fully underwater in order to work the hitch release so that you can lift it over the ball. The trailer isn't going to float off the ball unless they mistakingly undid the release before backing the rig in.
So, let's say they did, and that they actually got the car parked without realizing that something was missing from the picture. And that they ignored the winch and the top of the trailer jack sticking out of the water in front of the boat, since both of these are usually higher on than the waterline of the boat when it sits on the trailer.
I suppose that if the trailer doesn't obstruct the lower unit, it would be possible to actually float the boat with the trailer attached and run the motor. As you know, the trailers typically attach to boats of this size with two stern tie downs, and a single hook/eye connection in the bow. You wouldn't see a strap of any sort going over the sides and across the top of the vessel.
Steering would be almost impossible, and with that sort of cant, I wouldn't even attempt full throttle to plane the vessel. Of course, the added weight would make an obvious impression on the waterline of the vessel. Being only a 22 foot boat, I would suspect that the water would be dangerously close to the gunwale, especially in the stern, and the added weight of the passengers might cause the boat to swamp.
Good story, even better mental picture, but highly unlikely.
This is from The Onion, taken during an Aimee Mann interview. I got a smile out her comments about Neil Peart.
O: Speaking of popping up in weird places, what are you doing on that Rush album? [Mann sings on "Time Stand Still" from Hold Your Fire. --ed.]
AM: They called me up and asked me if I would sing. And I thought, Rush? That's not my kind of thing. So I listened to the song, and the part was this little falsetto thing. It was cute.
O: It's a fine enough song.
AM: Yeah. I don't mind the song.
O: Do you still get royalty checks from that?
AM: Oh, I don't think so. I doubt it. They gave me $2,000. That's a lot of dough.
O: Canadian or American?
AM: [Laughs.] That's the question! I think American. They flew me up to Toronto, and they were really funny. Well, except for Neil [Peart]. He wasn't very funny.
O: Well, he's a serious drummer. He's got to write all those lyrics.
AM: Yeah. But the other two guys are very, very funny. Canadians are funny. People are finding that out.
O: Neil Young isn't funny.
AM: Okay, how about this? They're either funny or crazy.